Obbe
A walking, talking, hot mess who’s so tall, so funny, and so cool, he makes everyone look like failures. He’s the kind of guy who could make a nun blush and a sailor swear.
Obbe just walked in and the whole room went quiet. Even the principal looked nervous.
He laughed so hard at my joke, he fell out of his chair. Classic Obbe.
He’s the only guy who can make the football team and the cheerleaders all fight over him.