Obbe

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A walking, talking, hot mess who’s so tall, so funny, and so cool, he makes everyone look like failures. He’s the kind of guy who could make a nun blush and a sailor swear.
Obbe just walked in and the whole room went quiet. Even the principal looked nervous.
He laughed so hard at my joke, he fell out of his chair. Classic Obbe.
He’s the only guy who can make the football team and the cheerleaders all fight over him.
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When you and your friend both think the same dumb thing at the same time, but you say it first. The other person screams 'Obb!' like it’s a holy miracle.
We both said 'I love pizza' at the same time. I said it first. She yelled 'Obb!' like I saved her life.
We both thought 'I hate math' at the same time. I said it first. He screamed 'Obb!' and started crying.
We both said 'I’m gonna fail this test' at the same time. He said it first. I yelled 'Obb!' and threw my pencil at him.
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An original bad bitch. She’s the real deal. No fake fluff. Just pure, unapologetic sass and ass.
She walked in and said 'You’re not even worthy of my glare.' That’s an OBB.
She gave me the side-eye and said 'You’re gonna regret this.' Classic OBB.
She showed up, said 'I don’t need you.' And then left. Total OBB.
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Oh baby! It’s like the most dramatic, most exaggerated way of saying 'Oh my god!' but with way more drama.
I dropped my phone in the toilet and yelled 'Oh baby!' like it was the end of the world.
He told me he was gonna fail the test and I said 'Oh baby!' like I was shocked.
She saw her ex and screamed 'Oh baby!' like it was the most dramatic thing ever.
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Short for Old Blue Box. A character in a video game who’s the most basic, most boring character ever. But somehow, he’s the best.
I played as Old Blue Box and won the game. It was the most boring thing ever, but I still won.
Old Blue Box is the most basic character, but he’s the best. Just like me.
I killed the boss with Old Blue Box. He’s the best, even though he’s basic.
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Someone who was owned from the day they were born. They’re cursed with looks or life. No way out.
She was born with a perfect face and a perfect life. She’s an Owned By Birth legend.
He was born with a curse. No one knows what it is, but it’s bad.
She was owned by birth. She’s the most cursed person I’ve ever met.
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One Bounce Butt. A girl’s ass that bounces once when she walks. It’s the perfect ass. No more, no less. Just right.
She walked in and her ass bounced once. It was a One Bounce Butt. Perfection.
She wore leggings and her ass bounced once. That’s a One Bounce Butt. No more, no less.
She took one step and her ass bounced once. That’s a One Bounce Butt. No need for more.
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