Obasshara
She’s like a kid who never grew up and has a swear word for every problem. She’s got the best ideas, even if they’re stupid. And she’ll love you like you’re her last breath.
'I’m gonna turn your life into a musical. You’ll thank me later.'
'Your life is a mess. But I’m gonna make it worse.'
'I love you. Now shut up and eat a taco.'