Obasshara

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The sweetest, most crazy person you'll ever meet. She has long hair like a wild animal and eyes that look like almonds. She'll take your problems and make them her own, then tell you to shut up and eat a sandwich.
'You failed your math test? Whatever. Here. Eat this sandwich.'
'I’m gonna cry if you don’t laugh at my stupid joke.'
'Your life is a mess. But I’m gonna make it worse.'
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She’s like a kid with a candy bar and a swear word. She’ll be happy one second and screaming the next. She’s got the best ideas, even if they’re stupid. And she’ll love you like you’re her last piece of candy.
'I’m gonna turn your room into a jungle. Just wait.'
'I love you. Now shut up and let me talk.'
'Your life is a mess. But I’m gonna make it worse.'
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She’s the queen of chaos. She’s got the heart of a kid, the eyes of a superhero, and the mouth of a sailor. She’ll give you advice, then tell you to shut up and eat a taco.
'I’m gonna take your problems and turn them into a party.'
'Your life is a mess. But I’m gonna make it worse.'
'Eat a taco. Then shut up.'
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She’s like a kid who never grew up and has a swear word for every problem. She’s got the best ideas, even if they’re stupid. And she’ll love you like you’re her last breath.
'I’m gonna turn your life into a musical. You’ll thank me later.'
'Your life is a mess. But I’m gonna make it worse.'
'I love you. Now shut up and eat a taco.'
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She’s like a kid who thinks she’s a superhero and has a swear word for every problem. She’ll take your problems and make them her own. Then she’ll tell you to shut up and eat a taco.
'Your life is a mess. But I’m gonna make it worse.'
'I love you. Now shut up and eat a taco.'
'I’m gonna turn your room into a jungle.'
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She’s got the heart of a kid, the eyes of a superhero, and the mouth of a sailor. She’ll take your problems and make them her own. Then she’ll tell you to shut up and eat a taco.
'Your life is a mess. But I’m gonna make it worse.'
'I love you. Now shut up and eat a taco.'
'I’m gonna turn your room into a jungle.'
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