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The sweetest, most crazy person you'll ever meet. She has long hair like a wild animal and eyes that look like almonds. She'll take your problems and make them her own, then tell you to shut up and eat a sandwich.
'You failed your math test? Whatever. Here. Eat this sandwich.'
'I’m gonna cry if you don’t laugh at my stupid joke.'
'Your life is a mess. But I’m gonna make it worse.'