obasam
When a woman sees Barack Obama and it’s like the universe is giving her a free hug, a free speech, and a free tampon.
I saw Obama at the gym and my tampon fell out. I got a free hug and a free speech.
My sister screamed when Obama waved. She said it was like the universe was giving her a free pizza.
I was taking a nap when Obama walked by. I pebbled. Now I have nap tears and obasam.