obasam
When a woman sees Barack Obama and it feels like he’s going to take her pants off and give her a speech at the same time.
I saw Obama at the park and my pants were gone. My dog was confused.
My sister started crying when Obama waved. She said it was like her ex came back to propose.
I was eating a taco when Obama walked by. I dropped it. Now I have taco tears and obasam.