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She’s like a bag of candy, sweet on the outside, but if you bite down, you’ll get a surprise punch in the face.
She said I was her ‘favorite human’ and then sent me a picture of her eating my sandwich.
She told me I was ‘the light in her dark day’ and then blocked me on Instagram.
She called me her ‘best friend’ and then stole my fries at lunch.