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She’s the sweetest girl ever, but don’t let her fool you, she’ll make you happy until you’re begging her for mercy.

My crush just texted me ‘I love you’ and attached a photo of her cat. I’m gonna marry that cat.

She told me I was her favorite person. I asked why. She said, ‘You’re the only one who doesn’t cry when I laugh at your jokes.’

She gave me a hug and said, ‘You’re my favorite pain in the ass.’ I didn’t know if that was a compliment or a threat.

She’s like a bag of candy, sweet on the outside, but if you bite down, you’ll get a surprise punch in the face.

She said I was her ‘favorite human’ and then sent me a picture of her eating my sandwich.

She told me I was ‘the light in her dark day’ and then blocked me on Instagram.

She called me her ‘best friend’ and then stole my fries at lunch.

She’s the kind of girl who makes you feel like you’re on cloud nine… until she kicks you off and tells you to fly.

She said I was ‘her favorite person’ and then left me hanging on a group chat with 10 other people.

She told me I was ‘her forever friend’ and then I found out she was friends with my ex.

She called me her ‘best friend’ and then I got a text from her saying, ‘You’re okay, but I like my other friends better.’