Obanism
Oban wankers are people who can’t spell, get angry over nothing, and group up like a bunch of stupid cows. They think chinos are cool, but they also think chinos are wankers. Some of them don’t even know how to spoon properly.
'I can’t spell my own name, but I know chinos are wankers.', a guy who wears chinos to the beach.
'They group up like a bunch of stupid cows. I swear they’re related.', someone who’s had enough of their dumbness.
'He doesn’t even know how to spoon. He just eats the whole thing.', a friend who’s tired of his bad habits.