Obanism

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A dumb religion where Obie Wan Kanobi is our god and savior. Three fake gods help him: Bagel, Egg, and that stupid baby sun from Teletubbies. When Fermi shows up, Obie will beat him, and everyone will be confused.

'Obie Wan Kanobi is the only one who can save us from Fermi!', a guy who thinks Fermi is a cereal brand.

'I pray to Bagel every morning before I eat my toast.', a man who eats toast for breakfast and lunch.

'The Baby Sun from Teletubbies is a god? That’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard.', a kid who still believes in dragons.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

Oban is the best. He’s like the king of being good at everything. But he’s also the worst at being annoying. He’s hot, but he’s also the biggest show-off.

'Oban is the best at everything. Even spelling my name correctly.', a guy who can’t spell his own name.

'He’s the best, but he’s also the worst. Like a broken toaster.', someone who’s had enough of Oban’s bragging.

'He’s hot, but he’s also the biggest show-off. Like a chicken with a crown.', a girl who’s tired of his looks.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

Oban wankers are people who can’t spell, get angry over nothing, and group up like a bunch of stupid cows. They think chinos are cool, but they also think chinos are wankers. Some of them don’t even know how to spoon properly.

'I can’t spell my own name, but I know chinos are wankers.', a guy who wears chinos to the beach.

'They group up like a bunch of stupid cows. I swear they’re related.', someone who’s had enough of their dumbness.

'He doesn’t even know how to spoon. He just eats the whole thing.', a friend who’s tired of his bad habits.

by Slangipedia 7d ago