Oban Wanker
Oban wankers are the worst people you can meet. They can't spell, they can't be quiet, and they think they're amazing. They crowd around and make everything worse, just because they're loud and dumb.
She screamed at me for 20 minutes because I spelled 'chino' wrong.
They tried to be friendly but just yelled 'I'm an Oban wanker!' at me.
He tried to spoon and spilled tea on my head.