Oban Wanker

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Oban wankers are brainless clowns who can't spell worth a damn and scream at you for no reason. They crowd around like a bunch of smelly sheep and try to be friendly but it's just more nonsense.
I asked him how to spell 'chino' and he said 'I don't know, I just wear them because I'm an Oban wanker.'
They tried to be nice by giving me a lumpy biscuit, but it was still a disaster.
He tried to spoon with me and ended up spilling tea on my head.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Oban wankers are the worst kind of people. They think they're clever, but they're just loud and dumb. They don't know how to spell and they don't know how to live.
She tried to spell 'chino' and said 'chino is a wanker, so I don't like it.'
They screamed at me for 10 minutes because I used the wrong spoon.
He tried to be friendly but just yelled 'I'm an Oban wanker!' at me.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Oban wankers are like a bad pizza. They're all over the place, they don't know what they're doing, and they make everything worse. They might wear chinos, but it doesn't make them any smarter.
He wore chinos and said 'chinos are wankers, but I'm still a wanker.'
They tried to spoon and it was like a wrestling match.
She screamed at me for 20 minutes because I spelled 'chino' wrong.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Oban wankers are people who think they're cool but are just a mess. They can't spell and they don't know how to be quiet. They’re everywhere and they’re always making a scene.
He tried to be quiet but just yelled 'I'm an Oban wanker!' in the library.
She said 'I wear chinos because I'm an Oban wanker, and chinos are wankers.'
They tried to spoon but just spilled tea and screamed at me.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Oban wankers are the kind of people who think they're smart but are just a bunch of loud, dumb, spelling-challenged fools. They wear chinos and they think that makes them cool, but it doesn't.
He tried to spell 'chino' and just said 'I don't know, I'm an Oban wanker.'
They tried to be friendly but just yelled at me for no reason.
She tried to spoon and spilled tea on my head.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Oban wankers are the worst people you can meet. They can't spell, they can't be quiet, and they think they're amazing. They crowd around and make everything worse, just because they're loud and dumb.
She screamed at me for 20 minutes because I spelled 'chino' wrong.
They tried to be friendly but just yelled 'I'm an Oban wanker!' at me.
He tried to spoon and spilled tea on my head.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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