Oban Wanker
Oban wankers are the kind of people who think they're smart but are just a bunch of loud, dumb, spelling-challenged fools. They wear chinos and they think that makes them cool, but it doesn't.
He tried to spell 'chino' and just said 'I don't know, I'm an Oban wanker.'
They tried to be friendly but just yelled at me for no reason.
She tried to spoon and spilled tea on my head.