Obamium
A pyramid-shaped chunk of f***ing magic that looks like Barack Obama’s face.
Tweet: "Obamium is just a pyramid with Obama’s face. It’s f***ing magical."
Text: "I got Obamium, and it looks like Obama. I’m f***ing magical now."
DM: "Obamium is a pyramid with Obama’s face. It’s the only thing that makes me feel important."