Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A super rare stuff that only rich politicians and their flaky friends can get their hands on.

DM: "Bro I got a chunk of Obamium, it’s like gold but for f***ing presidents."

Tweet: "Obamium is so rare, my grandma thinks it’s just fancy glitter."

Text: "I sold my soul for a tiny piece of Obamium. It’s worth it."

2

A magic rock that turns into a fancy pass when you punch it in the face at the White House.

Tweet: "Obamium is just a fancy rock that lets you f*** up the N-Word Pass."

DM: "I took Obamium to the White House, now I got a pass to cuss the president."

Text: "I brought Obamium to the White House, and it exploded. It was worth it."

3

Something so holy, even the gods are jealous of it.

Text: "I saw Obamium and it made the gods cry. I’m not lying."

Tweet: "Obamium is so holy, even the devil asked for a piece."

DM: "I got Obamium, and now I’m like a god. I’m not humble."

4

A f***ing crazy element found on Reddit that can twist time and space like a f***ed-up TikTok filter.

Tweet: "Obamium is like a f***ed-up TikTok filter that makes your life a disaster."

Text: "Reddit found Obamium. Now it’s making the world f***ed up."

DM: "Obamium is so powerful, I turned my math teacher into a time-traveling zombie."

5

The rarest f***ing thing on Earth. Found in 5 places. One of them is Monke’s secret hideout.

Tweet: "Obamium is so rare, even Monke can’t find it sometimes."

Text: "Found a piece of Obamium. Now I can go back to Monke’s hideout and beat him up."

DM: "Obamium is the rarest thing. It’s like Monke’s holy f***ing grail."

6

A pyramid-shaped chunk of f***ing magic that looks like Barack Obama’s face.

Tweet: "Obamium is just a pyramid with Obama’s face. It’s f***ing magical."

Text: "I got Obamium, and it looks like Obama. I’m f***ing magical now."

DM: "Obamium is a pyramid with Obama’s face. It’s the only thing that makes me feel important."

7

The holy f***ing artifact you need to get the kracc bacc editor. No one knows where it is. Ever.

Tweet: "Obamium is the holy f***ing artifact. It’s hidden. No one knows. Ever."

Text: "I found Obamium. Now I have the kracc bacc editor. I’m f***ing famous."

DM: "Obamium is the holy artifact. No one knows where it is. I’m not even sure I’m alive."