Obamism
When you worship Obama so much, you think he’s a god, and you will do anything to please him, even if it means wearing a hat made of cheese.
‘I will eat this cheese hat for Obama!’, said by a guy who’s never eaten cheese before.
‘I believe Obama is the messiah of smoothies!’, said by a guy who’s never had a smoothie.
‘I will sacrifice my goldfish to Obama!’, said by a guy who’s never owned a goldfish.