Obamism

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A guy who talks for 20 minutes and says nothing that makes sense. It's like listening to a broken toaster trying to sing opera.

'Yes, we can... probably.', said by a guy who can't even fix his own coffee.

'I’m not a magician, I’m just here to confuse you.', said by a guy who once tried to explain the internet to a goldfish.

‘I’m just trying to make America great again... maybe.’, said by a guy who forgot his own name.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

When you say someone hates you just because they’re a Nazi, a terrorist, or a raccoon wearing a suit.

‘You must be a Nazi! You don’t like my plan!’, said by a guy who’s never seen a real Nazi.

‘You’re a terrorist! You don’t agree with me!’, said by a guy who’s never left his house.

‘You’re a raccoon in a suit! You hate my smoothie recipe!’, said by a guy who’s never had a smoothie.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

When you worship Obama so much, you think he’s a god, and you will do anything to please him, even if it means wearing a hat made of cheese.

‘I will eat this cheese hat for Obama!’, said by a guy who’s never eaten cheese before.

‘I believe Obama is the messiah of smoothies!’, said by a guy who’s never had a smoothie.

‘I will sacrifice my goldfish to Obama!’, said by a guy who’s never owned a goldfish.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

When you pretend to be Obama all day, saying exactly what you think he would say, even if he’s never said it.

‘I’m putting lipstick on a pig... and it’s still ugly.’, said by a guy who’s never seen a pig.

‘Yes, we can... maybe.’, said by a guy who’s never caned anything.

‘I’m not a magician, I’m just here to confuse you... again.’, said by a guy who’s confused since 2009.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A smart guy who went to college and now thinks he’s a genius, even though he still can’t spell 'oblivious'.

‘I went to college! I’m a genius!’, said by a guy who spelled 'genius' as 'genius'.

‘I graduated with honors... probably.’, said by a guy who failed math.

‘I’m smart! I can spell 'oblivious'... maybe.’, said by a guy who spelled it as 'oblivious'.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

When you throw up after every Obama speech, even if it’s just a smoothie and a hat made of cheese.

‘I threw up after his speech about smoothies!’, said by a guy who never had a smoothie.

‘I threw up after he wore a cheese hat!’, said by a guy who never ate cheese.

‘I threw up after he said 'yes, we can... maybe.'’, said by a guy who can’t even can.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

When you repeat the same stupid lines over and over, but you say it so well, people think you’re saving the world from Darth Vader and the Legion of Doom.

‘I’m saving the world from Darth Vader... probably.’, said by a guy who doesn’t know who Darth Vader is.

‘I’m here to save the world from the Legion of Doom... maybe.’, said by a guy who never saw a legion.

‘I’m not a magician, I’m just here to save the world... again.’, said by a guy who forgot what he was saving.

by Slangipedia 14d ago