Obamished
When you take something good and swap it for something that’s barely worth the effort, just to feel important.
They Obamished the gym. Now there’s a treadmill and a yoga mat, and I still have to run laps.
My teacher Obamished the homework. Now I have to write a 500-word essay on why I hate math.
They Obamished the pizza. Now it’s a salad, and I have to eat it with a fork.