Obamished

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To rip something up and replace it with something else that’s just as bad, but now you have two problems and a bad attitude.

The new tax law was just Obamished, same amount of money, but now I have to fill out 10 forms instead of 2.

They Obamished the lunch menu. Now we have tofu and kale, and I still get a peanut butter sandwich for free.

My mom Obamished my allowance. Now I get $5 every other week, and I have to ask for it.

When you take something good and swap it for something that’s barely worth the effort, just to feel important.

They Obamished the gym. Now there’s a treadmill and a yoga mat, and I still have to run laps.

My teacher Obamished the homework. Now I have to write a 500-word essay on why I hate math.

They Obamished the pizza. Now it’s a salad, and I have to eat it with a fork.

To replace something with something else that looks fancy, but doesn’t work any better, and now you have to explain it to people.

They Obamished the office coffee machine. Now there’s a fancy one with 12 buttons, and I still can’t get my coffee right.

My dad Obamished his phone. Now it’s a big screen with a bunch of apps, and he still can’t send a text.

They Obamished the bus route. Now there’s a fancy app, and I still get stuck in traffic.

When you take one thing and change it into something else, just because you think you’re smart, and you’re not.

They Obamished the school schedule. Now I have math first thing in the morning, and I can’t think straight.

My mom Obamished my bedtime. Now I go to bed at 8, and I still stay up until 11.

They Obamished the game. Now there’s a rule about touching the ball, and I still lose every time.

To take something that works and replace it with something that’s confusing, just for the heck of it.

They Obamished the internet. Now there’s a fancy router, and my Wi-Fi still drops.

My teacher Obamished the test. Now there’s a bonus question, and I still got a C.

They Obamished my job. Now there’s a fancy title, and I still do the same work.