Obamished
To replace something with something else that looks fancy, but doesn’t work any better, and now you have to explain it to people.
They Obamished the office coffee machine. Now there’s a fancy one with 12 buttons, and I still can’t get my coffee right.
My dad Obamished his phone. Now it’s a big screen with a bunch of apps, and he still can’t send a text.
They Obamished the bus route. Now there’s a fancy app, and I still get stuck in traffic.