obamics
When you have a brain that's too big for your body, like you're a smart kid who got a PhD just to impress his mom, but now he can't even tie his shoes.
"I have a PhD, and I can't tie my shoes!", said by a guy who failed his PhD thesis.
"I'm so smart I could teach the moon how to count!", said by a guy who can't count to 10.
"I got a PhD just to make my mom proud, and now I can't even make pizza!", said by someone who can’t even make pizza.