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When you copy someone else's lines like a chump, but you act like you're the king of the world because you're so smooth and rich, like you just saved the planet from a giant purple alien.
"I'm not just another guy, I'm the savior of the universe!", said while eating a sandwich at 3 PM.
"You're not just a president, you're the guy who made the moon shine!", said by a guy who doesn't know what the moon is.
"I'm not repeating lines, I'm giving the people what they need!", said by someone who just copied a speech from a dictionary.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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The fancy, high-class talking style black politicians use to make everyone feel like they're the next president, even if they're just trying to get a free pizza.
"My people are the future, and the future is shiny!", said by a guy who just got a free pizza.
"I speak with the voice of the ancestors, and the ancestors are tired of your bad decisions!", said during a debate about who got more pizza slices.
"I'm not just a candidate, I'm a legend in the making!", said by someone who can't even spell legend.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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When you dress up like Obama and think you're him, even though you’re just a guy who got a free sandwich and thinks he’s the next president.
"I'm Obama, and I just turned the moon into a sandwich!", said by a guy in a hat.
"I'm not just thinking like Obama, I'm *being* Obama!", said while eating a whole pizza.
"I quote Obama like it’s a religion, and I’m the prophet!", said by someone who just got free pizza and is now a prophet.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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When you have a brain that's too big for your body, like you're a smart kid who got a PhD just to impress his mom, but now he can't even tie his shoes.
"I have a PhD, and I can't tie my shoes!", said by a guy who failed his PhD thesis.
"I'm so smart I could teach the moon how to count!", said by a guy who can't count to 10.
"I got a PhD just to make my mom proud, and now I can't even make pizza!", said by someone who can’t even make pizza.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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When you throw up after a big Obama celebration, like you're so excited about Obama that you're throwing up in a public park while eating a whole pizza.
"I threw up after the big Obama speech, and I just ate a whole pizza!", said by a guy who threw up in a park.
"I celebrated Obama so much, I threw up on my mom's new couch!", said by someone who can't throw up properly.
"I threw up during the Obama speech, and I still got free pizza!", said by someone who can't even throw up properly.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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When you talk about Obama so much that even your dog is tired of it, and you turn normal conversations into a political debate about whether Obama is the best president or just the best at eating pizza.
"I just said Obama 10 times in one sentence!", said by someone who can’t stop talking about Obama.
"I turned my mom's normal question into a full-blown political debate about Obama!", said by someone who can’t stop talking about Obama.
"I talked about Obama so much, my dog left the room!", said by someone who’s dog is now a politician.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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When you fail so badly it’s not just a failure, it’s a failure so bad it makes the Titanic look like it was just dropped in a bucket.
"I failed so bad, I made the Titanic feel like it was just dropped in a bucket!", said by someone who can't even spell Titanic.
"My failure is so epic, it’s like the Titanic hit a wall and then exploded!", said by someone who failed a test.
"I failed so much, the Titanic would be jealous!", said by someone who just got a D on a test.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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