Obamears - Ears that look like they were stolen from a circus. Named af

Ears that look like they were stolen from a circus. Named after a guy who promised everything and delivered nothing but more promises.

I got Obamears from my dad. He said it was a gift. It was a joke. A really bad one.

My Obamears are so big I can’t fit in my pants. My pants are crying.

I told my teacher I had Obamears. She said I was lying. I showed her a picture. She believed me.