Obamears

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Ears so big and stupid they look like they were stuck on a donkey. Named after the guy who said he could make America great again, but then it turned into a mess.
My dog has Obamears. I’m not even mad. I’m just confused.
I got Obamears from my mom. She said it was a family trait. It’s not. It’s a curse.
My friend’s Obamears look like they’re about to fall off. He’s gonna need a new head.
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Ears that look like they were stolen from a circus. Named after a guy who promised everything and delivered nothing but more promises.
I got Obamears from my dad. He said it was a gift. It was a joke. A really bad one.
My Obamears are so big I can’t fit in my pants. My pants are crying.
I told my teacher I had Obamears. She said I was lying. I showed her a picture. She believed me.
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Ears so weird they make your head look like it’s melting. Named after the guy who said he could fix everything but couldn’t even fix his own ears.
My Obamears are so big I can’t hear anything. My brain is screaming at me.
I got Obamears from my brother. He said it was a sign of power. I think he’s just weak.
My Obamears look like they’re about to take over my face. I’m scared.
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