Obamears
Ears so weird they make your head look like it’s melting. Named after the guy who said he could fix everything but couldn’t even fix his own ears.
My Obamears are so big I can’t hear anything. My brain is screaming at me.
I got Obamears from my brother. He said it was a sign of power. I think he’s just weak.
My Obamears look like they’re about to take over my face. I’m scared.
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