Obambie
Obambie is when you love Obama so much you’d follow him into a burning dumpster. He’s like a zombie, but instead of brains, he eats facts. You can’t fight him with logic, he just laughs in your face.
I’d die for Obambie. Even if he’s wrong, he’s my wrong.
Obambie is when you believe a man who can’t spell 'muffin' can save the world.
He’s not a president, he’s a god. Or a very confused man who thinks he’s a god.