Obambie

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Obambie is when you love Obama so much you’d follow him into a burning dumpster. He’s like a zombie, but instead of brains, he eats facts. You can’t fight him with logic, he just laughs in your face.
I’d die for Obambie. Even if he’s wrong, he’s my wrong.
Obambie is when you believe a man who can’t spell 'muffin' can save the world.
He’s not a president, he’s a god. Or a very confused man who thinks he’s a god.
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Obambie is when you think Obama’s the best thing since sliced bread, even though he’s been eating the same bread for eight years and it’s getting moldy.
I love Obambie so much I’d let him eat my whole life savings.
He’s like a dog who thinks he’s a superhero, and I’m the dog.
He’s not weak. He’s just lazy. And maybe a little stupid.
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Obambie is when you can’t even see the truth because you’re too busy worshipping Obama like he’s a rockstar who just signed a contract to save the world.
I’d follow Obambie to the moon, even if he’s just going there to take a nap.
He’s not a president. He’s a magician who forgot his tricks.
He’s like a pizza, you don’t question it. You just eat it.
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