Obamawhore
A human who thinks Obama’s perfect and will defend him even when he’s wrong. They think the world is going to end if he doesn’t get his way.
"Obama said the world was ending, so I bought a survival kit and a secondhand tent."
"He said the sun was going to die, so I quit my job to save it."
"I believed him when he said the ocean was going to dry up. I still bring a towel everywhere."