Obamawhore

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A person who thinks Obama is the messiah and believes every dumb thing he says. They’ll follow him to hell and back if he says it’s a good idea.

"Obama said it’s raining tacos, so I’m wearing a raincoat and eating tacos at 3 a. m."

"He said the sky is green, so I painted my house green. My neighbors think I’m crazy."

"I believed Obama when he said the moon was made of cheese. I still do."

by Slangipedia 7d ago

A human who thinks Obama’s perfect and will defend him even when he’s wrong. They think the world is going to end if he doesn’t get his way.

"Obama said the world was ending, so I bought a survival kit and a secondhand tent."

"He said the sun was going to die, so I quit my job to save it."

"I believed him when he said the ocean was going to dry up. I still bring a towel everywhere."

by Slangipedia 7d ago

Someone who thinks Obama is the best thing since sliced bread and will do anything to keep him in power. They don’t care if he’s wrong or being dumb.

"Obama said the sky was going to fall, so I bought a ladder and a parachute."

"He said the earth was going to explode, so I moved to a bunker."

"I believed him when he said the moon was going to crash into the ocean. I still do."

by Slangipedia 7d ago

A person who thinks Obama’s the only one who can save the world. They’ll follow him into the gutter if he says it’s a good idea.

"Obama said the world was going to end, so I bought a survival kit and a bag of chips."

"He said the sky was going to fall, so I jumped out the window."

"I believed him when he said the sun was going to explode. I still do."

by Slangipedia 7d ago

A human who thinks Obama is flawless and will defend him even when he’s wrong. They think the world is going to end if he’s not happy.

"Obama said the sky was going to fall, so I bought a parachute and a secondhand ladder."

"He said the moon was going to crash into the ocean, so I moved to a bunker."

"I believed him when he said the sun was going to disappear. I still do."

by Slangipedia 7d ago

Someone who thinks Obama is the best president ever and will believe anything he says. They think the world is going to end if he doesn’t get his way.

"Obama said the sky was going to fall, so I bought a parachute and a ladder."

"He said the ocean was going to dry up, so I bought a secondhand towel."

"I believed him when he said the sun was going to explode. I still do."

by Slangipedia 7d ago