Obamaville Syrup
A thick, government-funded sludge that poor people pour on everything. It’s like a discount version of the American dream, with more insults and less hope.
My brother got Obamaville Syrup in his pants. It looked like a food stamp war.
My mom says Obamaville Syrup is the only thing keeping her alive.
My teacher said Obamaville Syrup is the reason we’re all failing math.