Obamaville Syrup

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A sticky mess made with government cash, bad health plans, and songs about laziness. It’s what poor people drip when they outsmart the system and laugh in the face of reality.
My grandma drinks Obamaville Syrup every day. It’s the only thing that keeps her from crying about her medical bills.
I got Obamaville Syrup on my shirt. It looked like a food stamp explosion.
My cousin says Obamaville Syrup is the only thing he needs to pass his final exam.
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A thick, government-funded sludge that poor people pour on everything. It’s like a discount version of the American dream, with more insults and less hope.
My brother got Obamaville Syrup in his pants. It looked like a food stamp war.
My mom says Obamaville Syrup is the only thing keeping her alive.
My teacher said Obamaville Syrup is the reason we’re all failing math.
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A syrup so thick it could clog a drain and a heart. It’s paid for by the government, and it’s what poor people use to drown their problems and their dignity.
I got Obamaville Syrup on my face. Now I look like I’ve been hit by a food stamp truck.
My sister drinks Obamaville Syrup every night. She says it tastes like government lies.
My dad says Obamaville Syrup is the only thing that can beat his bad health plan.
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