Obamatrauma
When you put your whole damn life on a president like he was the last piece of pizza and then he eats it and leaves you with a grease stain and a hangover.
I followed him everywhere. Now I'm stuck with a hangover and a greasy plate.
I believed in him so much I gave up my job. Now I'm broke and he's on vacation.
He was my last hope. Now I'm just a sad man with a greasy crust.