Obamatrauma

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When you worship the president like a god and then he drops a bomb on your hopes and dreams and you feel like a used up sock.
I believed he was gonna save us all. Now I'm stuck with a $200 phone bill and a broken heart.
He promised me a future. Now I'm stuck with a past I don't wanna remember.
I thought he was the messiah. Turns out he just had a bad hair day.
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The total meltdown you get when you trust a president so much you forget to breathe and then he forgets to show up.
I trusted him with my life. Now I'm stuck with a life I don't want.
I believed in him so much I skipped my meds. Now I'm paying for it.
He was my hero. Now he's my ex.
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When you put your whole damn life on a president like he was the last piece of pizza and then he eats it and leaves you with a grease stain and a hangover.
I followed him everywhere. Now I'm stuck with a hangover and a greasy plate.
I believed in him so much I gave up my job. Now I'm broke and he's on vacation.
He was my last hope. Now I'm just a sad man with a greasy crust.
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