obamatory
A way of talking that makes you want to throw things. Obama talks like he's reading from a script written by a kid who thinks he's smart. He uses big words, doesn't know what he's saying, and thinks feelings can fix everything.
'Let's make America great again', but he doesn't know what 'great' means.
He says 'We are the ones we've been waiting for', but he's still waiting for his coffee.
He talks about 'a new day', but it's just the same day with more words.