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A mix of Obama and talking. He talks like a guy who thinks he's a king but can't remember his own phone number. He uses dumb phrases, makes up stuff, and yells about feelings like they're the only thing that matters.
'We shall overcome', because he forgot what 'overcome' means.
'Change we can believe in', because he believed in change until it hit him with a check.
He says 'Yes, we can', but he can't even remember his own name half the time.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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When Obama speaks like he's trying to win a spelling bee but failed. He talks in circles, uses words that don't mean anything, and acts like everyone else is a dumb kid who can't understand him.
'Hope is a good thing', but it's also a bad thing when you have to explain it for 20 minutes.
He says 'The arc of the moral universe is long', but he doesn't know where it's going.
He talks about 'a more perfect union', but he doesn't even know what a union is.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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A way of talking that makes you want to throw things. Obama talks like he's reading from a script written by a kid who thinks he's smart. He uses big words, doesn't know what he's saying, and thinks feelings can fix everything.
'Let's make America great again', but he doesn't know what 'great' means.
He says 'We are the ones we've been waiting for', but he's still waiting for his coffee.
He talks about 'a new day', but it's just the same day with more words.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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When Obama talks like he's got a megaphone and a bad case of the dumb. He uses words that don't mean anything, talks about feelings like they're money, and makes up stuff because he forgot what the real stuff was.
'Yes, we can', but he can't even remember his own name.
He says 'The future is ours to win', but he's still waiting for the past.
He talks about 'a more perfect union', but he can't even fix a sentence.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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A way of talking that makes you want to scream. Obama uses words like they're going out of style, talks about feelings like they're the only thing that matters, and makes up stuff because he can't remember the real stuff.
'Hope is a good thing', but he doesn't know what good is.
He says 'The arc of the moral universe is long', but it's just a long way to nowhere.
He talks about 'a new day', but it's just the same day with more talking.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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When Obama talks like he's got a megaphone and a bad case of the dumb. He uses words that don't mean anything, talks about feelings like they're money, and makes up stuff because he forgot what the real stuff was.
'We shall overcome', because he forgot what 'overcome' means.
'Change we can believe in', because he believed in change until it hit him with a check.
He says 'Yes, we can', but he can't even remember his own name half the time.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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