Obamathology
When politicians use online stuff to make you think you're important, even though you're just another dumb kid with a phone.
'I'm not a dumb kid with a phone. I'm a genius with a phone.', A kid who thinks he's important
'They promised me a future. All I got was a DM.', A disappointed fan
'Obamathology is when you get 10,000 likes but no actual food.', A hungry teen