Obamathology

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A fancy way of using websites and social media to make your fans feel like they're part of a big mess that everyone's stuck in together.
'I'm not a fan of the Obamathology. I just like being yelled at by a robot.', A confused voter on Twitter
'You think you're helping? You're just making the mess bigger.', A campaign manager to a volunteer
'Obamathology is like a group project where everyone failed but no one admits it.', A student in 2012
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When politicians use online stuff to make you think you're important, even though you're just another dumb kid with a phone.
'I'm not a dumb kid with a phone. I'm a genius with a phone.', A kid who thinks he's important
'They promised me a future. All I got was a DM.', A disappointed fan
'Obamathology is when you get 10,000 likes but no actual food.', A hungry teen
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A stupid strategy where politicians try to make you feel like you're the hero of a story, even though you're just a background character.
'I'm not the hero. I'm the guy who got stuck in the middle of the action.', A fan at a rally
'They said I was the hero. I got a coupon for pizza. That's not a reward.', A sad fan
'Obamathology is like being the sidekick in a movie with no lines.', A fan who reads too much
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A fancy lie where politicians use the internet to make you think you're winning, even though you're just getting more confused.
'I thought I was winning. Turns out I was just confused.', A voter on a forum
'They told me I was winning. I had no idea what that meant.', A confused fan
'Obamathology is like winning a game but you don't know the rules.', A kid who got distracted
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A big mess where politicians use websites and apps to make you feel like you're part of something cool, even though it's just another stupid campaign.
'It's not cool. It's just a stupid campaign.', A kid who got bored
'They said it was cool. It was just a stupid campaign.', A fan who got lied to
'Obamathology is like being in a cool group but you're just the weird one.', A kid who's not weird
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A smart way of making you think you're a genius, even though you're just a kid who clicked a button.
'I clicked a button. I'm not a genius.', A kid who clicked a button
'They said I was a genius. I just clicked a button.', A kid who didn't believe it
'Obamathology is like being called a genius for doing nothing.', A lazy kid
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