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To make your food look like it was run over by a truck and then shrunk in a microwave.

My cereal box is now the size of a snack crumb. Obamasized.

The toilet paper roll is so thin, it's like it's trying to hide from the truth. Obamasized.

I bought a 2-liter soda and got a 12-ounce can. That's Obamasized.