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To make your food look like it was run over by a truck and then shrunk in a microwave.

My cereal box is now the size of a snack crumb. Obamasized.

The toilet paper roll is so thin, it's like it's trying to hide from the truth. Obamasized.

I bought a 2-liter soda and got a 12-ounce can. That's Obamasized.

To turn a little problem into a full-blown disaster that could end the world.

My Wi-Fi went out. Now it's the apocalypse. Obamasized.

I spilled coffee on my shirt. Now I'm getting a divorce. Obamasized.

A little argument turned into a full-blown war. Obamasized.

An Obamases is when a person makes promises so big, they think they’re the next president.

He said he’d fix everything. Now he’s just fixing the promises. Obamases.

She promised a new life. Now it’s just a new apartment. Obamases.

He said he’d bring back the dinosaurs. Now he’s just bringing back the bills. Obamases.