Obamasistible
When you're as good as Barack Obama, like he's the smartest guy on the block and you're just trying to keep up. It's the kind of awesome that makes you want to slap your own face for being so average.
"I’m Obamasistible, but I still can’t figure out why the economy is broken.", A man who thinks he's Einstein but can’t balance his checkbook.
"I tried to be Obamasistible, but I failed. Now I'm just average.", A kid who got a C on his math test.
"I'm Obamasistible, and I'm still confused about the whole 'taxes' thing.", A man who still doesn't know what money is.