Obamasistible

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A person who's so brain-dead they think Obama is still perfect even when he's screwing everything up. They’d rather believe in fairy tales than admit their mistake. These people are usually white folks who voted for Obama just to feel good about themselves, or lazy bums who only care if their check comes on time.
"I don't care if the economy is trash, Obama is still the best president ever!", A man who lost his job but still thinks he's a genius.
"I voted for him because he was black, and now I'm mad he's not perfect.", A woman who’s never been happier than when she was wrong.
"My guy got in, and that’s all that matters. The rest of you can rot.", A man who eats government cheese and still thinks he's rich.
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When you're as good as Barack Obama, like he's the smartest guy on the block and you're just trying to keep up. It's the kind of awesome that makes you want to slap your own face for being so average.
"I’m Obamasistible, but I still can’t figure out why the economy is broken.", A man who thinks he's Einstein but can’t balance his checkbook.
"I tried to be Obamasistible, but I failed. Now I'm just average.", A kid who got a C on his math test.
"I'm Obamasistible, and I'm still confused about the whole 'taxes' thing.", A man who still doesn't know what money is.
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