obama's toes
Obama's toes are like tiny brainy criminals who make Obamium. They’re so powerful, they can escape anywhere and pop back in the U. S. while Obama’s taking a nap, like it’s their full-time job.
My neighbor tried to sell Obama’s toes online. The buyers never showed up. Now he’s stuck with a foot full of drama.
My teacher said Obama’s toes took over the classroom. Now I have to do 100 push-ups.
I tried to text Obama’s toes. The message came back: 'We don’t do texts. We do Obamium.'