obama's toes

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Obama's toes are like tiny genius gangsters who run a secret lab and make Obamium, the toughest stuff ever. They’re so smart, they can vanish and come back in the U. S. like magic, and they do it while Obama’s snoring.

My cousin tried to smuggle Obama's toes in a sneaker. They vanished. Now he’s stuck with a sneaker full of stink.

I saw Obama’s toes on a plane. The flight attendant said, 'You’re not allowed here, little toe-bro.'

Obama’s toes took over my math test. I got a 100, but I don’t remember writing it.

by Slangipedia 7h ago

Obama's toes are like tiny brainy criminals who make Obamium. They’re so powerful, they can escape anywhere and pop back in the U. S. while Obama’s taking a nap, like it’s their full-time job.

My neighbor tried to sell Obama’s toes online. The buyers never showed up. Now he’s stuck with a foot full of drama.

My teacher said Obama’s toes took over the classroom. Now I have to do 100 push-ups.

I tried to text Obama’s toes. The message came back: 'We don’t do texts. We do Obamium.'

by Slangipedia 7h ago

Obama's toes are like tiny, brainy soldiers who make Obamium and can teleport anywhere in the U. S. while Obama’s sleeping, like it’s a superpower and they’re just getting started.

My dog ate Obama’s toes. Now he’s got superpowers and won’t stop barking at the mailman.

I tried to draw Obama’s toes. My paper turned into Obamium. Now I can’t erase anything.

My mom said Obama’s toes took over her coffee. Now it’s Obamium coffee and it won’t stop burning my tongue.

by Slangipedia 7h ago