obama's toes
Obama's toes are like tiny genius gangsters who run a secret lab and make Obamium, the toughest stuff ever. They’re so smart, they can vanish and come back in the U. S. like magic, and they do it while Obama’s snoring.
My cousin tried to smuggle Obama's toes in a sneaker. They vanished. Now he’s stuck with a sneaker full of stink.
I saw Obama’s toes on a plane. The flight attendant said, 'You’re not allowed here, little toe-bro.'
Obama’s toes took over my math test. I got a 100, but I don’t remember writing it.