Obamarexia - When you throw up so hard you think you’ll lose your teeth b

When you throw up so hard you think you’ll lose your teeth because Obama won again and you’re too weak to deal with it.

I threw up after the election. My dog walked in and looked at me like I was a broken toaster.

My cousin vomited so much she had to take a taxi to the hospital. Obama’s face was on the taxi receipt.

I tried to eat a sandwich and my lunch turned into a vomit masterpiece.