Obamarexia

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When you throw up so hard you think you’ll lose your teeth because Obama won again and you’re too weak to deal with it.

I threw up after the election. My dog walked in and looked at me like I was a broken toaster.

My cousin vomited so much she had to take a taxi to the hospital. Obama’s face was on the taxi receipt.

I tried to eat a sandwich and my lunch turned into a vomit masterpiece.

When you hear Obama talk and your stomach decides it wants to rebel and throw up in your shoes.

My brother started vomiting during a speech. He said Obama’s voice was like a chainsaw with a sore throat.

I was at a coffee shop and started throwing up when Obama said ‘my fellow Americans’ one too many times.

My mom started coughing and then vomited in my dad’s coffee. It was a family tradition.

When you go to an Obama rally and eat so much junk food you have to vomit just to survive the madness.

I ate 10 hot dogs at the rally and vomited in a fire hydrant. It was a public service announcement.

My friend vomited in a parade float. It looked like a mess but it was also kinda cool.

I tried to eat a whole pizza and then I became a walking vomit machine.