Obamaramadingdong
When Obama's team went around knocking on every door like they were on a mission from God, and people were either confused or mad.
I answered the door and saw three people wearing Obama hats. One of them said, 'You're gonna vote for Obama, right?' I said, 'I'm voting for my sanity.'
My neighbor's cat knocked over a campaign sign. The Obama guy just smiled and said, 'That's a good omen.'
I got a text from my brother: 'They're knocking on my door again. I'm gonna scream.'