Obamaramadingdong

I was knocked on my door by some kid who looked like he just got out of jail. 'Please vote for Obama!' he said. I told him to go back to jail.

My mom started crying when she saw Obama's campaign guy. She said he reminded her of her ex-husband.

My dog ran away when he heard the Obama team knocking. He came back with a sandwich from the gas station.

I answered the door and saw three people wearing Obama hats. One of them said, 'You're gonna vote for Obama, right?' I said, 'I'm voting for my sanity.'

My neighbor's cat knocked over a campaign sign. The Obama guy just smiled and said, 'That's a good omen.'

I got a text from my brother: 'They're knocking on my door again. I'm gonna scream.'

My dad answered the door and started arguing with the Obama guy. Now he thinks he's a politician too.

I was eating pizza when someone knocked on the door. It was an Obama supporter. He took a bite of my pizza. I took a bite of his sign.

My mom got a door-to-door visit from Obama's team, and now she thinks she's running for president.