Obamapromise
A promise so full of hot air it could float a whole classroom of kids into space, and then it disappears like a fart in a hurricane.
'I'll make you rich!' Now I'm broke and he's on a yacht.
He promised we'd all get a gold star. We got a participation trophy and a coupon.
He said he'd bring back the dinosaurs. He brought them. And they ate my homework.