Obamapromise

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A big fat lie told to people who think they're special, and it ends up making everyone look like a fool when it backfires.

'I'll fix the economy in 8 years!' Then the economy went to jail.

He promised free pizza for everyone. Now we're all eating cardboard.

He said he'd bring back the dinosaurs. They came. And they were hungry.

A promise so full of hot air it could float a whole classroom of kids into space, and then it disappears like a fart in a hurricane.

'I'll make you rich!' Now I'm broke and he's on a yacht.

He promised we'd all get a gold star. We got a participation trophy and a coupon.

He said he'd bring back the dinosaurs. He brought them. And they ate my homework.

A promise so bad it could make a dog throw up, and it’s guaranteed to fail in the worst possible way.

'I’ll fix the world!' Now the world has a cold and a headache.

He promised we’d all get a free puppy. Now we have a free puppy and a free divorce.

He said he’d bring back the dinosaurs. He brought them. They’re still here. And they don’t like me.